the distance was almost a full strawberry shortcake bar.

and i thought, then said out loud, that that would be a great way to judge things. by how long it takes to eat a strawberry shortcake bar.

hereto referred to as ssb.

later, after i walked with jen to where we were going and then left her there, i was thinking. walking along. still about judging things in relation to ssb.

i decided you cant use ssb to judge time.

it's good, in theory, but the practical applications just do not exist.

say i could eat three ssb in an hour. then i would think "oh, 6 ssb until midnight."

but then if i ate the 6 ssb really fast OR really slow, i would be really off from the actual time.

the point of all this?

i really like to eat.