i was getting married. she was beautiful in her dress. brown curly hair. skin like soap just unwrapped. mouth like a sailor.

we were getting married in a video store.

except my sheep was killed.

so i had to go find the man who killed my sheep.

but it was a big conspiracy and the police were more interested in being in the video store than helping me.

good thing i had my trusty dog to sniff out clues.

but then i found another sheep, so everything was ok.

i never got married.

the end.