unless, of course, you're wearing a towel as a cape while you drink lemonade from a wine glass.

how do i know this?

personal experience.

today, after i got out of the shower, i was walking around with the towel around my shoulders.

i figured, hell, time for a cape.

growing up i never wore a cape.

i'm having a second child hood here people.

so i found me a safety pin and pinned the damn towel together and had a cape.

i didn't run around pretending to fly or anything.

there's just something about walking around doing normal activites with a towel for a cape that's... freedom.

pure freedom.

i would make a bad superhero. i'd be flying around my apartment/house/shanty just for the hell of it.

to turn the tv channels and such.

i think more people should walk around their house with a towel cape.

and while i wore this cape i made some lemonade.

added lots of sugar.

needed a glass to drink it, all i had was a wine glass (this is a lie, i actually had some jelly glasses with scooby and the like on em, but i wanted to use the wine glass.)

so if people are going to wear a towel for a cape they also need to drink something non-wine-y out of a wine glass.

this is what life should be like, you know?

get the urge to wear a cape, go for it. drink lemonade instead of wine. and have someone to share it with.

that would've been the best.

and you know... i know, without a doubt, the girl, had she been here, would have gone along with me. would've donned a cape right there with me.

which is why im loving her.

yeah.