it's for something called water t-ball. or water baseball. or water ball. you get the idea: it involves water and baseball.

what happens is you hook it up to a hose and the water shoots up in a nice strong spray and you click on a pedal, which releases a ball into this previously mentioned water stream and the ball goes flying up into the air.

and hovers about waist high (if you're six. or my height.) until the kid takes a swing at it.

then its all "lookee there at junior, ma. she sho can hit it. shes... why shes almost like that mark guy. cept without the legal drugs."

but why i mention this is because, during the commercial, the "narrator" for lack of a better word goes: "water" pause here so he can nudge nudge wink wink you "you waiting for?!"

get it?

"water you waiting for?"

what are you waiting for? and water is the first word in its name!

good freaking lord people are clever.

but what i really enjoy is the fact that the guy pauses to let the clever off beat humor of this wicked wicked pun sink in.

i also hate those signs on the interstate with the bees. you know, the "bee" safe, buckle up! ones.

i hate them because they put quote marks around the bee.

im a bitter kid.

leave me alone.

get off the grass.