Also, when someone says they want to talk to you, it really just means "I want to talk to you, but only after I'm done making three different phone calls and running around finding out when I'm going to go out and to what bar I'm going out and after I do some stuff on the computer, but also you can't go anywhere because we need to talk and if you go somewhere then that means I'm going to go somewhere because being home alone depresses me so much I won't come back home until somewhere between 2 and 5 in the morning."

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