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9-19-05 - 9:42 p.m.

Amy and I are trying to work things out.
I got promoted at work. That is, if I pass my background screening. People say, "well, have you been to jail in the last five years?" And I say, "In the last five years? No." And they laugh.
And then I yell, "what, don't front, see this fucking tear tattoo under my eye? That's prison ink. BACK OFF."
Then they leave me alone.

If I've learned anything, recently, with all of this, it is this:
I really am a good person. I deserve good things. I deserve what I believe I deserve.
I'm a pretty damn good catch.
I may not be the best looking kid out there and I can be kind of hairy, but I'm funny and smart and nice (most of the time) and a killer competitive eater.
What more could a girl ask for?


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