2004-09-30 - 2:08 p.m. in my dream last night a shark talked and set off a nuclear bomb in my parents front lawn. also i was a vampire protecting a little girl who liked to fake her own death. last night i sold my first car. but let's move on to the really important stuff happening in my life right now: i highly suspect my sister of stealing my socks. i'm pretty damn particular about my socks. it's weird, yeah, but it's just how i am GET OFF MY BACK. but now that i think/am fairly sure she's wearing my socks, it means i either have to a) burn them or b) just give all of them to her and start anew. i'm pissed because this means i have to buy new socks again. she'll be all "but i didn't have any socks!" and i'll be "you got a job, you crazy ho, use your money." cheapskate. dont take my socks. we've argued about this before. i don't like how you wear my socks. i don't like your general dirtyness. but on the upside, i can finally rest my moneymaker. first day off in ten days. if only i can resolve my sock problem. previous - next