next week i start my training to be a product specialist.

now i shall list what all my titles have been:

sandwich artist.

delivery expert.

piercing profesisonal.

and now, yes, i'm a product specialist.

it all sounds just oh so fancy.

what this really means?

i'm selling cars. i'm not a car salesman, because that's such a bad connotation, and that's not what i'll do or who i'll be.

automotive consultant?

yeah.

for dodge.

product specialist?

you bet.

car salesman?

never.

i'm still piercing people, on the side, did one today, the girl was great, made me laugh.

and that is that.