3-16-04
- 8 34 pm work was fine. oh. uh, i started a new job today. it was fine. blah blah, worked 5 hours, made twice as i would have at my other job. yes. i am an escort. FINALLY. i have found my calling. wait, is escort the right connotation? uh, i sell my body. to women. AND BOY DO THEY LIKE IT. alright. no, i don't. but damn if i hadn't had the offers. ok. no, i haven't. i'm really fucking frustrated with my bank and am about to... do something very antibankish. i dont know what it is yet, but oh. just you wait. now i really want my refund check. dammit. or, you know, people who owe me money to pay me. and i want to talk to emily about everything, i want to tell her about my new job and the money that's already spent and i want to tell her about my frustrations and i want to tell her about the advice the girl gave me. but i can't. and i won't be able to for... how many more days... four. FOUR. 4. as in 4-EVER. gah! sometimes it helps me to over react! a little kid made a face at me today as i was pulling out of my apartment complex, so i stopped my car in the middle of the street (there was no oncoming traffic), and just stared at him. i was going to get out, but i think the staring did the trick because he just stood there with a blank face. oh haha we both said! god dammit. also, two nights ago i had a dream i was having sex but it got interrupted. i could see her bare pale thigh pressed next to my leg and i was just touching her and some people came by and i wanted to shoot them. last night i had a dream i was putting on a musical play (i was staring, of course) and old employees of mine came by and i found out one of them had been stabbed by an ex boyfriend. she lost a lot of weight because of the stress she was under. i also dreamed i was running in the air around the auditorium. dammit, im really thinking about this company for money idea. list: a) i like women. b) i LIKE women. c) i'd honestly tell them they're beautiful. d) i know women dont get that as they need. e) i like pleasing them. f) i do a fairly decent job at it. g) i'm nonthreatening. h) and i have a cute hair cut (according to the ladies who keep touching it). i) i am clean and practice safe sex. unlike some of my past partners who are now riddled with stds. "so, what do you do for a living, crayon?" "well, i do this, and sometimes on the side i write, but my passion is prostitution, i think it's my calling." im sure i can get insurance with that. also, i havent been drinking. but im about to start. im thinking if i get enough in me, ill post another entry. we can start a series. it'll be the drunken-crayon-louges. |