im at work right now, and there are more powerful people walking past me constantly.

i dont think i could get in trouble for this, but you never know.

i like living my life on the edge, you see.

ON THE EDGE.

im one crazy crayon.

in fact, im so crazy, i should be called CRAZYON.

get it get it? crazy and crayon together.

ha!

am i not a comedic genius?

heh.

yeah, no, seriously, dont ever call me crazyon.

heh. no, you can call me that if you want.

by the by, i don't work weekends anymore, which is nice. i havent since december, i dont know if that's gotten across or no.

i do still work two jobs, but now i dont have tuesday and sunday off, i have the weekend off.

because i kick ass.

people compare themselves to me and all i can think is "no. we're actually nothing alike."

but i don't say anything.

it's fun watching people try to describe me, though. because as soon as they say something, they think i'll get offended. it happened today.

"you and her are a lot alike. yall are both 'different'.... NO NO, WAIT, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!"

and i just laugh.

she ended up saying we both had a unique "style" and should've been born in the 70s.

heh.

oh sweet baby jesus in a manager with no crib for a bed, ive got 2 and a half hours left here.

i dont think i can get through it.

i might have to do some recreational urination.

woo, been a while since i've mentioned that eh?