i enjoy roast beef from the deli. but the thing is, im not sure if its the roast beef i like, or more its the package of the roast beef i like. theres some kind of odd amusement opening that package.

yes, im one giant kid.

i was upset this past week that i've missed angela anaconda.

that's how big of a kid i am.

i actually planned my day yesterday around angela anaconda.

and yeah, im a meat eater too.

i can understand just eating vegetables. but its not for me.

i love me some potatoes though. ohhh me.

meatloaf. we need to talk about meatloaf. im such a sucker for well cooked meatloaf. with a side of mashed potatoes. and corn.

but if you really want to bend my will, bring out the fruit gushers.

hey. you want to know something kinda... odd about me?

yeah?

well. the end of that three stooges biography on abc... you remember that? the commish was in it? yeah. well. i cried at the end of it.

im such a wuss.

but youre attracted to my honesty and vulnerability.

saturdays when i was about 6 and that age i hated it when i woke up too early for the cartoons. you'ld turn on the tv and the agday report would be on.

heh, i still hate that.

i mean, yeah, i know you farmers need to know how corn is going and everything, but i mean, bring on the snorkels!

cartoons these days are ok. the older nickelodeon doug was better than the new disney doug. and recess. recess is great.

i never had "recess" as a kid. we had phyisical education. that was it.

i should feel cheated.

but i dont, however, because our playground had this stone dolphin. nothing better than just laying on it and watching the other kids play and swing and what not.

so even though im confused right now, about the girl of course, i'm happy. self esteem had a mild boost this afternoon.

my toes are fuzzy. thats how happy i am.

im gonna go giggle like a little kid.